STUPID SHIT 2

Dan the hippy house mate used to make
his own aftershave, witch hazel, olive oil,
rosemary and all kinds of shit went into

it, he used to keep it in a glass jar under
his bed, we added our own secret ingredients
that ensured we would be entertained.

It started off with early morning man
waste or as a doctor would say, urine.
Then a drug dealer sorted us out with

liquid acid and fuck me you should
have seen the cunt trip, he was flying
but after a day he didn't come down and

now the poor bastard is in the nut
house, my, how we still laugh about it.
Never did like the self righteous twat.